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Post by Rob on Nov 2, 2005 15:58:14 GMT 1
After trawling soulseek for Artery, the sheffield post-punk band from the early 80s, i stumbled across Artery eruption "central california's most brutal death metal band" who i thought i'd share with you... they have songs called things like: untimely uterectamy reduced to a limbless sex slave jacking off an inside out butt hole and the charmingly titled... lascerating double anal penetration with an underdeveloped pre-teen  lovely. they also have the very scary names of brian, grant, brandon and darren. their new album gauging out the eyes of mutilated infants is out now. |
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Post by scaredofme on Nov 2, 2005 17:45:30 GMT 1
That's nice dear. Are the spelling mistakes in the song names theirs or yours?  |
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Post by Rob on Nov 2, 2005 19:03:27 GMT 1
probably mine. i dont have an indepth knowledge of gynaecalogical spellings. surprisingly.
anyway, here's some GWAR lyrics to keep you going.
the subtely titled...
"Baby Raper"
Babyraper, sperm creator
Hulking, brutish masturbator
Babyraper, emasculator
Fleshy flap valve navigator
Never leave me,
Babyraper
Melted cum ejaculator
Spackled filth evaporator
High colonic spackulator the
Babyraper the Babyraper
My quest for sex consumes all my life
Being a god I do what i like I know it hurts you when I fuck a child
Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild
Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust
I'll still jerk off even when I cum dust
My sex is my hatred
My penis a tool
My balls are imploding I'm playing the fool
My butt crack is folding
The crap that it's holding I heap it all over the stool
Oh, Babyraper I'm the fucking
Babyraper I'm the guy who stiffed the waiter
Mangled public flagellator
Turgid bowel exaggerator
Fleshy flap-valved gladiator
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Post by greasychipbutty on Nov 2, 2005 19:15:55 GMT 1
Fantastic.
Name that quote: "I need more grindcore"
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Post by mralec on Nov 2, 2005 19:30:34 GMT 1
Duncan?
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Post by greasychipbutty on Nov 2, 2005 19:31:18 GMT 1
Got it in one!
What goes through his head?
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Post by mralec on Nov 2, 2005 19:32:05 GMT 1
Children.
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Post by greasychipbutty on Nov 2, 2005 19:32:29 GMT 1
Fair enough
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Post by Rob on Nov 2, 2005 19:45:41 GMT 1
"mangled public flaggelator"
"My balls are imploding I'm playing the fool "
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Post by greasychipbutty on Nov 2, 2005 19:52:55 GMT 1
How do they come up with this stuff?
We could make a random grindcore lyric generator.
Take an organ preferrably sexual, some sort of crude tool or weapon, and some sort of wound, et voila!
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Post by mralec on Nov 2, 2005 19:55:09 GMT 1
And a crap guitar being power chorded in the background.
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Post by greasychipbutty on Nov 2, 2005 19:56:04 GMT 1
Yes, talentless musicians are a must.
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Post by mralec on Nov 2, 2005 20:03:34 GMT 1
From stoke?
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Post by greasychipbutty on Nov 2, 2005 20:28:55 GMT 1
Yes
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Post by mralec on Nov 2, 2005 20:55:24 GMT 1
CHARGER!!!!!!!
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