The revenge of Room 101

[greasychipbutty]

It's back!

All hates in one post, which you should then edit! This will cut down on multiple posts with one line each.

[mralec]

Bear Baiting, deforestation, people who don't like KT Tunstall, Splodge being offputting subconsiously to me in football, purses tangents, Umfs high horse when incorrectly used, the excesive use of smilies, internet nerd talk, text type, people complaining they are fat but refusing to take action, people who don't like snow, people who refuse to leave windows open, people who complain its too hot in summer, people who say i have a tanning bed, people saying i am fat, the lack of things i can/want to style my hair like, people who don't like seal, bryn tyrvil, the welsh language being enforced in wales, the idiolisation of some drugs such as weed for being cool, the instant dislike of music due to its genre, private conversations at parties, cliques at parties, pretending to be drunk, forcing problems onto others, park o'r done seriously by people who are not that good at it, Moff complaining, moffs dance, catherine hitting me for what someone else has done, johns embarrasing talks to new people, johns "open" conversations, the money ordeal in newquay, duncans lies, my shoes, robs clothes being too small for him, robs shoes, ebens sleeves on his militairy jacket being slightly too long/or his shoulders being slightly too big, wasps used to detect terrorism, the hyping of bird flu, the hyping of SARS, Londons people, southern people, french snobbery about their food, the swiss neutrality, the BNP and Nick Griffin, Kilroy, Trisha, people who don't like Huey, people needing to be told by text EVERY WEEK that football is on at the same time at the same place as it is every week, people wearing trousers too low, sexism, rascism, blaming americans for everything, robs campaign for me running for head boy, Kevin Muscat, paul devlin, the insescent maddy noise in history, the belief that maths is needed for life, people saying that a subject is easy ect., people who take dosser subjects, people who do not give money to charity, people who have a go at people for not dressing up at school fancy dress days, people who dress up for fancy dress days for charity but spend money on the costume instead of just giving that money to charity, people who dress up but don't give money, christmas joy, my birthday, people who stayed in the tent and refused to go for a walk and taxied it in newquay, people who complained at us for walking at newquay, people who didn't go to londis in newquay, the know it all attitude of duncan when he did his 'i know how to surf, i do it every year and i can teach you', joel taylors rascism (mostly gone now), owens grudgge against me, a certain person following people on the biology trips, personal statements when applying to more than 1 subject, the gap in Mr Layfields sideburns, Mr Kays lessons, the gada da vida, the poorness of the corall, people who don't like kanye west even thought they have never heard his music, people who assume kanye west is a stupid, womanising bloke as he is black (splodge), pool ques being broken, verbal accounts of diohrea, lazio fans, rich people, people who live on dore road, the smug pretentious shits that are t-rex, guns and roses, owen assuming that we don't like him and we only use him for his house, the difference between pandemic and epidemic, plasters, feet, shaving, my patchy stubble, owens hairstyle and grey hair, people who assume people who live in totley are rich, aguments in scrabble, robs smarmy comments, duncans crossdressing, people who don't like barry white, jack white, people who think that dylan was copying songs when he wrote them!, the poor standards of some of the rolling stones newer songs, the rolling stones money grabbing, people who don't like the who, people who dont find something i do funny but then as someone else does it find it hilarious and i must have copied them, people who assume i am incompetant, people who are matt tricklebank, people who don't like dogs, people complaining but refusing to take action against it, having a hairy arse, peoples dissmissal of the black eyed peas, catherine tate, people to do the 'am i bovered' thing, 'Buzzwords' like monkey, those random options on the font thing, fonts on word where you cannot tell what letter is what so is indercipherable, duncan throwing up on me in newquay, malibu (sort of), fake malibu, people whodrink away their problems, people who say sorry when someone shoulder barges them, people who shoulder barge, egging peoples houses, shit parties where apart from drunk people making out there is about 3 people who are not, kareoke, the background for this forum, morrisey, pete dohertys habits, old slags who go out on the town with the intention to pull young people and end up with Kan and wall , reading fans bubble they live in, giblets, eating organs like the brain, itching, west brom, cher, elbows, clocks that have no batteries in so have stopped or are a few minutes fast/slow, the reference to English as American, the second zorro film, child actors with large parts in films who can do stuff like beat up baddies, incompetant baddies that have to foil children and loose, foil wrapped food, cling film when you get a small tear in it, people quoting things again and again just as other people know it (peter kay, those things that maddie can reel off, disney cartoons), dislike of croppers music taste, dislike of owens music taste, tubular bells , stagnant stuff.

The difference between unity and uniformity, warm strongbow, my biology coursework, the state of my bedroom, chewing my nails, people who hammer nails into their nose, people who don't get the hint you are not coming to the door after the second ring of the doorbell, trick or treaters, people who egg peoples houses, John Madejski, kabbas strops, gone off eggs or cheese in the fridge, mechanical stuff that doesn't work when you get it so you have to return it, having to argue with the people in the shop when returning stuff whether what you did breaches the return policy, the fasination with robs hat from most people and that they MUST wear it for a while to be cool, suits being uncomfortable, jackets being too broad for my shoulders, the incompetance of my computer, subordination, the gap between 1st period on a monday and 3rd, monday lunchtimes after council meetings, eastenders, hollyoaks, brookside, byker grove, the search bar i cannot get rid of below my google toolbar that serves no purpose other than to display choises of searches from words on the page, my msn messenger disconecting me, sepp blater, osasuna leading la liga and not atletico, gary megson, selling billy sharp, no more field trips with this school that i know of, having to tailor my personal statement to 2 subjects, the lack of parking at places like the northern general hospital, people not saying thankyou when you let them through a door or something before you or hold a door open for them, the watford gap, the incompetance of the selectors of the championship team of the week who select players who play badly and not who play well and put them out of position, perce's and splodges wispering corner at woodys, the layout of boots, my cactus not growing upwards, the pointlessness of succulents (get it, its a joke ), dave benson-phillips,alan shearer complaining about something he has done all his career, shit scary stories, political corectness gone too far, saw (the horror movie), the downplayment of the gremlins movies, the supermario brothers film not getting played, stereotypes of mexicans by americans, the comadie news show that is new that is a blatent rip off of the day today, the pains i get from laughing at the alan partridge ladyboys remix,

People who say Like and yeah, in most of their sentences when not gramatically needed, surfers and their smug haircuts, moshers, goths, chavs, me and guestys reputation as being dirty snookerers in pool, forgetting the name of pink shirt guy in the year below even though i ask him alot, not knowing where the sports stuff is in school, not using the sports hall and gym for sports and only having had exams in them, having 6 hours of exams in one day so my Bowen history paper was bad, having physics and history test resits on the same day both being in the morning, the lack of greetings availible for the period 12-1pm, 4.30-6pm and 9pm-3am as you cannot say 'good morning' or 'good afternoon' in the gap between 12 to 1 as it doesn't seem to fit, as 'good evening' and 'good afternoon' do not fit in the 4.30 to 6pm slot, and as you cannot say its evening after 9 then 'good night' is the only possible saying after that, but that is a goodbye not a hello, Uri Gellar, michael jackson recently, martin bashir, the dislike for keane, spyware, the constant flow of people who are the new person, such as the 'new Dylan', 'new pele', 'new michael jackson', giving then an unfair judgement instead of them being judged on their own merit they are compared to greats and as they don't compare they are easily dismissed, lords getting herited seats in the lords, buying titles, the popular of eBay and that someone almost always outbids you on something and you know they are doing it just to spite you, the coral, the new presenter of question of sport, the program supernova, catherine tate, morrisey, gwen steffani post no doubt, those people who wanted an animal research place shut down so ran the family into debt and without a job and exhumed the corpse of a family member and held it hostage, shit film remakes, the ring film, the fact i can't watch se7en anymore as i know the ending and its so obvious, the 1st star trek film, star wars episode 1.

People who think knowing obscure bands makes them soo much better than other people, people who act like they discovered a band and they gave us the band as they baught their cd first, downloading music, Kazaa, soulseek, hugh grant and how he has personified the who of the upper middle class into quirky and have the same stutter and everything, richard grant, guestys brilliance at 6 degrees, carom, msn on my computer being only 1 chance to log in otherwise it refuses to work, the people who were in the beetles and had made a living out of it (all go in apart from the best freind of john lennon who died of a brain haemorrage and was the bassist), salters nuffield, the cost of texts, fake chocolate, cheap chocolate milkshakes and those yazoo things, the slow people at the dutch pancake place, tk max always being expensive for me, the difference in sizing of clothes- why are some mediums fine on me and others way to baggie? wedgies, patronising books about sex, avid merrion, KES (the book and film, not paul ifills compainion), goodfellas adverts, n-power adverts, the use of electric avanue on an advert, the use of good tunes on an advert and it ruining it for me, U2 going on the I-pod advert, the stupidness of anakin skywalker, even though i do it sometimes the writing of *going and having a shit* or *quaking in fear* is annoying.

[greasychipbutty]

I currently Hate:

Bryan Adams, The ashes series 2005, the foul system on PES5, KT Tunstall,Charity bands, The Quick and the Dead, Six degree challenges without actual actors,The predicatability of lost, the south excluding Brighton, amazing shots not coming off,match balls, the colour pink, Katie Melua, dogs that bark, people who boo MC Lars,John Lennon,Rugby league,JD's dress sense, text type, the use of the word "random" in a none mathematical context,congress,the ashes series 1883-2005,rugby union,Roy Keane,people diving in football,the films and works of Adam Sandler,people who complain at subjects such as english and artpeople who buy MOR albums such as Alec, Juliette Lewis,the snickometer,sarcastic clapping of the referee,the offside system on PES5, vegitarians,all the world's religions, most heavy metal, pectus excavatum, dyspraxia, tomatoes, photographs, the use of the word "unique" with a modifier such as "very" or "fairly",footballers who don't turn the ball out when a player is injured,Lisa Reilly,Chirs Moyles, people who say clubs such as charlton, Bolton ect are runing football,people who complain about subjects such as physics or maths,Dido, the song "Imagine", the monarch,casual racism,Kill Bill Vol 1, the "fans" rugby attracted when England won the World Cup,Zoe Ball,the X-Files, people who complain about others being too opiniated,Robert Mitchum, people who dismiss entire musical genres out of hand people who must use the word "headache" when a football manager is presented with selection choices, the i-pod,Axel Rose, football players who don't return the ball once it has been turned out of play when a player is down injured, the relentless popularity of Paul Jewell, Wayne Rooney's face, the collected works of JRR Tolkien and subsequent movie spin-offs,Amy Winehouse, People who think Eric Clapton wrote "Knocking on heaven's door" bruised insteps as a result of playing football for too long,Christmas decorations being put up in october,Paul McCartney, journalists complaining of Christmas decorations being put up in october,people who dress up for charity but do not give to charity, anything or anyone from/or pertaining to Leeds, strike-breakers, Daily Mail readers, the NME,Elton John, people who do not like The Who, "Fear and loathing in Las vegas, Pete Doherty, Sheffield Wednesday football club, any party that is or has ever been affiliated with Robert Kilroy Silk, shows where people talk about their problems such as Trisha, Kilroy or Jerry Springer, people who say Buffy is for nerds but have never seen it, people who hate morrissey ONLY because he is miserable, not the racism or anything substansial like that, Eric Clapton Crouching Tiger, hiden dragon, chicken,people assuming everyone likes pizza, society's dunderheaded refusal to accept diet coke as the daddy of all drinks, people who have "deep and meaningful" conversations at parties, Tories, Andrew Moffat's smarmy smile,The loyalty of i-pod users to their clearly underperforming products, Kill Bill Vol 2, the majority of the works of the Disney studio, people who say things like "insanity is a virtue" MADDIE,Cesc Fabregas, manchester united, deliberate racism, people who taxi instead of walking,Neve Campbell Jay Z, JD and his "hip" posse, Nottingham, the hypocrisy of ABM, the senate, labour, lower league keepers, londoners, Crouch booers, Alan Shearer, the lib dems, Robert Kilroy Silk, slow servers,Joss Stone, McFly's cover of Pinball wizard, people who copy/reply to other people's hate list,the belief that Clapton played the solo on "Layla" that BT broadband advert with KT Tunstall on,every Iron Maiden song bar "Run to the hills, prawn cocktail flavour crisps, Alec's crap puns,Hunter S Thompson, the Splodge/Perce rift, getting under-predicted in exams,the claimers that nottinghamers aren't scabs, Wigan, the over quotation of Peter Kay, Coca Cola,George W Bush,Heather Waddington's none appearence at most parties, Michael Moore,David James, the jack/Kate chemistry or lack thereof in Lost, that robot off Buck Rodgers in the 25th century,Abi Titmuss, Joel's pringle impression, Bruce springsteen, Madonna, people's dismissal of Green Day, people who say lunch not dinner, people who say Dinner not tea, Reading Vs Blades, the 1993 FA cup semi final, no contributions to the specimen, David Hopkin, my hair, people laughing their heads off at films but then claiming they thought it was shit, producers who wouldn't fund Terry Gilliam to make Good Omens, Loyal royal (actually I like him now), the stewards at football matches EXCLUDING those at Watford,people who blame Marilyn Manson for all America's problems, being outplayed in football by a 14 year old,

David Blunkett,Grindcore,People who talk about 9-11 like it's the end of the world whislt ingoring similar atrocities in other countries, The American sponsorship of the IRA, the hatred and racism against England in the rest of the UK,that nutter in the liberal party-you know the meteor bloke, Jeb and Jub (the Bush brothers), Tim Burton's Batman, people who need to drink to have fun, bridging in pool, what alec said about dirty pool, trance music, the game film and book Dune, inferior film adaptations, Ryan Adams, Jack Nicholson's portrayal of The Joker, the rash of crutches in the sixth form- Is injury fashionable?,not being able to pull a muscle, Colin Montgomerie, having a different shortcut, the lack of tread on my shoes, the soporific effects of Mrs Bowen's lessons, the jet set, the 80 varieties of the common cold, fancy modern architecture, the dissolution of the monasteries, Matt Tricklebank's occasional attacks of okness, making you not hate him, holocaust deniers, The Rapture, The england football team, Oliver Kahn,the village of Dore, the toilet facilities at Bramall lane, the use of Haitch over Aitch- learn english properly, it's your mother tongue you stupid ignorant white-trash pig-fuckers! People who smugly laugh when people say "It's always the last place you look", and say "of course it's the last place you look, why would you carry on looking?" What these clearly retarded people fail to realise is that this is a perfectly reasonable saying. For example I have lost a watch in my house. My house has 7 rooms and I check them in turn. I find the watch in the 7th room, the last place I look! It makes perfect sense if you crawl out of your own arsehole for just one second, learning German, people who run home because of a little rain, people who refuse to leave the house because of a little rain, Hunter S Thompson "the hero of the liberals" who was actually a racist homophobic wife-beater, percy's incessant talking qwhilst on the pool table. I'm your partner and you're trying to make us lose, idiot!

[Rob]

bloody hell! thats amazing!

[Rob]

greasychipbutty said:

I currently Hate:

the use of the word "unique" with a modifier such as "very" or "fairly"

Heather Waddington's none appearence at most parties

point 1. we were just talking about this in iceland, its very very anoying, almost the most sort of quite but not very ultimately annoying thing in the world. maybe.

point 2. agreed.

now my hate list:

people who say things like "i'm so zany" "i'm mad me!" when infact they are totally boring, eggs in almost every form, ham, baked beans, the fact dime bars are not compulsory and givemn out free on the nhs, privatisation, sweat shops, global warming, racism, the bnp, nick griffin, adam sandler, catherine tate, the noise my computer incessantly makes, people who claim that if music isnt technically brilliant iot isnt worth listening to, the emo attitude, posh middle class who are "sooo misunderstood", keane, greenday, that new usher song which is played constantly in the common room that makes yeah sound interesting, people who write off the libertines because they took drugs without giving their music a proper listening to, people who say morrissey is a miserable bastard, my shyness when it comes to things i really want to do, subway, Starbucks, guns'n'roses, people who slag off indie but love nirvana (indie! you nobs!) topshop's incessant bandwaggon hopping, yes, genesis, jet, red hot chili peppers, stoners, this stupid nanny state, take responsibility for your own actions you morons! modern "ska" (you know what i mean. ) The abbreviation "lol" , the wallpaper in my bedroom, american teen films, the fact all public art in sheffield has to be about cutlery, people who slag off others choice in clothes, yes i am being hypocritcal here, people who say socialism could never work, boring fret-wanking guitarists, white-boy funk bands, people who do not read, lad mags, bass solos (with the odd excepttion, my generation comes to mind) people who consider music over 5 years old to be shit, people who wear military surplus trousers, qvc, those fleeces with wolves on them, when religion and politics mix, people who force religion onto others, people who mock others for their religion, people who complain when religion is criticized, people who are against opinions, people who have no opinions, R Kelly, Mariah Carey, Stuey from iceland, Machismo, homophobia, Margaret Thatcher, The breakdown of the trade unions, The Matrix 2 and 3, people who only ever talk about one thing, when bands like new order come back and release shit material, the bravery (except honest mistake), over praise of everthing, opera (but not classical), those stupid noises hensby makes all the time, that england isnt volcanic, people who criticize you for making intelligent comments or conversation, books such as jordan or ai titmuss autobiographies, phil collins, middleboro, shitty cable tv, people who mock you for trying change things, people who have email adresses like [e-mail], skrewdriver and other such nazi punks, people who dont love hmhb, the "spa crew", people who wear inappropriate clothes then complain about the weather, people who call me gay for using an umbrella, people who dont wear coats when its cold cos theyre really manly , nipple rings, ponchos not on a hippy or peruvian mountain farmer, dream catchers in inappropriate places, shit bumper stickers, stock brokers, people who slag off arts subjects as "silly" subjects but take meaningless subjects like physics and super hard maths, people who spend far too long on internet forums posting silly lists...

[greasychipbutty]

admin said:

greasychipbutty said:

I currently Hate:

the use of the word "unique" with a modifier such as "very" or "fairly"

Heather Waddington's none appearence at most parties

point 1. we were just talking about this in iceland, its very very anoying, almost the most sort of quite but not very ultimately annoying thing in the world. maybe.

point 2. agreed.

Point 1. Yeah, we had to edit it in a Specimen piece didn't we?

Point 2. I knew you would

I would like to point out RE coats that I honestly don't get cold easily.

And Clint looks cool in ponchos...

[splodgykins]

alec i never called kanye west a womaniser, but i did wrongly call him an idiot although i have since revoked that on the fact i got him confused with the large amount of black rap singers who i consider to be idiots

erm things i hate

catherine tate, bryan adams, tim burgess, cant think of others atm that havnt been said

[Rob]

"black people, they all look the same to me" :

[greasychipbutty]

Just keep diggin' splodge...

[greasychipbutty]

Rob, on the subject of "Ska", you may find this interesting. I trust him to write actual ska though:

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/4379182.stm

[splodgykins]

im not digging you know what i meant it just may have been phrased wrong

i may generalise the rap scene as i feel that most of it is crap which led me to call kanye west an idiot but i do like some of the songs and as ive said have revoked my opinion on kanye west

[greasychipbutty]

I know exactly what you mean, but it's funny how you phrase it, and both me and Rob have had our fair share of false racism comments

[splodgykins]

fair enough

[Rob]

if you dig a bit deeper than the commerical chart rubbish, there is some really good rap music. its like rock, if you went with the stuff on the surface you'd just have feeder, rhcp and the foo fighters. pretty dull. but the less commerical stuff is ace, dm and gemini for example! brilliant production!nice lyrics, makes a change from "look how much money iv got nigger!"

[greasychipbutty]

and older stuff is great, Run DMC, NWA, Public enemy, De La Soul etc.

Much softer, definitly not what you'd called ganster(a) rap.